Logic & Reason v. Emotion
First of all, I need to apologize to all you mofos. I been gone for d*mn near 2 weeks. These are my excuses… IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY and somewhere in the Bible, Koran, Torah or other holy book lies these words… THOU SHALT GET IT CRACKIN ON YOUR BDAY AND THE WEEK THAT FOLLOWS…. (If it’s not in your book, then it’s in one of the others, don’t worry about it…. Haha) So, I only did what the big man said… **Hallelujah, HeCominInAHonda**. ***Please don’t strike me down, Lord*** And secondly, I have been having some issues of my own that I had to tend to. Mofos getting ReCkLeSs w/the weather change and all, B. LMAO. Nah, that’s not my story, but I love how it’s legitimate.
This week, our DyVineDyalogue is brought to you by a very recent experience…. **Isis, you may be able to remember parts of this**… And to the other side of this story, I apologize… I don’t want to make you seem like a villain…. This is all about Logic & Reason… versus… Emotions.
Men need logic. In fact, at times, they are much more logical than women. I will admit it. However, when they choose to try to defy logic, this is generally when they get caught up or are just plain lying. For example, he’s tryin to explain to you how some female’s lipstick print got on his back (on his skin, mind you) underneath his shirt when they were dancing cuz she had grabbed his neck and he pulled away but she had grabbed his…. (Do I really need to continue??) You get my point. Men need logic. If its not a A + B = C type thing... they will probably be cluless…
Women, however, bank on emotion. Ask a girl how her day went and she’s likely to start some part of her dissertation with “I feel” “I felt” or the like. Enuf said. I’m a woman; I know this to be true. Can’t say it’s true for all, but for the most part…. I’m right. Lol. *don’t ya just hate me?* That said, women defy logic on the regular. We will throw logic out the window to win a fight, prove a point or any other reason. But don’t get me wrong…. We understand logic… Our ability to use it or not, is what drives men mad… (insert evil laugh) Mad, I tell ya!
When the two combine… you’re in for a really good time.
Here's what happened… It’s my birthday, one of the few things I celebrate cuz I know it isn’t made up by some card company. So, I want to feel like a princess… I want you to do EVERYTHING I say, no questions asked! I’m on the phone calling a friend and they don’t answer and I hand you the phone and say keep calling… you’re supposed to oblige and dial away no matter how many times you hear ”Please enjoy this music while your party is reached….” However, this didn’t happen. He asks, “Why do you want me to keep calling her?” and I say, “Nevermind, I’ll do it myself” (Please note: I have become EXTREMELY P/O’d). I snatch the phone and walk away, he tries to get the phone back and I burst in to tears. Pathetic situation, I know, but (whining) it was my birthday!
The logic in this for a man, none. Why? Because, obviously the person isn’t answering. So, why am I constantly calling? They’ll look at their phone and see they missed a call and hit you back. (Look around at all the guys nodding in agreement, smh). For women, or at least for me in this scenario….(whining) It’s my birthday, and I want my friends around me and I won’t be happy until they are, so keep calling them… they’ll see that it must be important and that they should answer…. And on top of that…. It’s my BURFDAY!!! I want to feel like a princess, dammit!!!!
See what I mean?? Logic and reason versus Emotion. It may not always make sense but we gotta learn to work it out. We, men and women, have been on this planet for quite a while. We gotta figure this out. So this week, I’m not giving the advice. Give me the advice mofos…. What would you have done? And why? (And please note, I am not always this dramatic. It was just my birthday, okay??? LOL)
QOTWk: Do the titles in a relationship really matter? Does it make a difference when you can say for sure that a person is your Boyfriend/Girlfriend versus just being that mysterious “boo”???
